My boyfriend has to go to the ren fair for work but i can come and he wanted to do a matching costume. He was like “I want to be Frodo” and I was like “oh cool I can be Shelob” which was, apparently, not the couples costume he was thinking of
I was like “babe she has the most screen time of any woman in Return of the King” and my boyfriend was like “that cannot be true,” looked it up, and said “i can’t believe that’s true”
i better catch up on the assigned reading (dracula emails) so i can partake in the class discussion (memes)
some tabs have been open on my phone for literally 2 years they r like brothers to me
you are all sick in the head
sorry for getting attached to the white chocolate cheesecake recipe i opened in february 2020. as if its my fault
i want to live above a bookstore café and have a little balcony garden you can see from the street that is all
I feel like if I rebooted Scooby Doo for the 127th time I would just say screw it and make one of them goth. Having trouble deciding which one, though. Here are my cases for each of them:
Velma: REALLY into classic literary horror and stans the Hex Girls like in her Mystery Inc. incarnation. Still dresses like a dork.
Shaggy: Listens to a lot of metal and wears cargo pants, thinks monsters and demons and stuff are sick as hell in theory but freaks out when actually in the presence of one.
Daphne: Stylish, girly vamp-goth and reader of Twilight-esque paranormal romance novels.
Fred: Actually, now that I’m typing this out, I don’t think it can be Fred. Fred is a big sunny golden retriever jock and therefore categorically incapable of being goth
Embroidered Fossils
North Carolina-based self-taught artist Rachel Crisp creates stunning embroidery of Dinosaur fossils surrounded by lush greens.
the stock market is so silly like girl you made that up
you want me to believe in canon? the thing that killed all my comfort characters?
some tabs have been open on my phone for literally 2 years they r like brothers to me
you are all sick in the head
sorry for getting attached to the white chocolate cheesecake recipe i opened in february 2020. as if its my fault
My primo Camilo won’t stop until he makes you smile today.
ENCANTO (2021) dir. Jared Bush, Byron Howard & Castro Smith
“i could fix her” shut the fuck up there's nothing wrong with evil women they're perfect the way they are
The Call of the Sirens by Burrel, c.1915
do it, go into the gay ocean and be free
